NY resolutions

This year, i'd like to:

• get stick thin (well, when i say "stick" i mean the good old stick not the twig, the kind of stick you'd need to knock Beyoncé unconscious, quite a big stick then)


• drink more Diet Coke (i'm already on it)


• refrain from buying this:
  
  or this:
  
  No, wait!!! Too late, I already did, DAMN!

It's gonna be difficult this year...